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Hi, friend! I'm Crystal and this is my sorry excuse of a blog. Here you'll find tonnes of fandoms, ships and terrible jokes and puns. Feel free to ask me anything and make sure to click that lil doowacker button over there!

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greatwhiteprivilege:

i feel so dumb and embarrassed after expressing any emotion

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
connor-ken-bae:

illiadan:

how could you disappoint us like this ezio

Ravioli Ravioli
Ezio is deadioli

connor-ken-bae:

illiadan:

how could you disappoint us like this ezio

Ravioli Ravioli

Ezio is deadioli

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.