Hi, friend! I'm Crystal and this is my sorry excuse of a blog. Here you'll find tonnes of fandoms, ships and terrible jokes and puns. Feel free to ask me anything and make sure to click that lil doowacker button over there!
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes