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Hi, friend! I'm Crystal and this is my sorry excuse of a blog. Here you'll find tonnes of fandoms, ships and terrible jokes and puns. Feel free to ask me anything and make sure to click that lil doowacker button over there!

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KAZ 2Y5
me: *sick*
me: *goes on laptop*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

thekingofwinter:

shitty-fallen-angel:

bored-shootwall:

frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

we went from crying over fandoms to discussing paranormal experiences

We went from talking about vines to discussing about drugs to rubbing our tongues on carpets

we went from talking about vulcan dicks to theories on the meaning of life

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings