Hi, friend! I'm Crystal and this is my sorry excuse of a blog. Here you'll find tonnes of fandoms, ships and terrible jokes and puns. Feel free to ask me anything and make sure to click that lil doowacker button over there!
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”